Strat-O-Matic Report





BOXSCORE: 2004 Chainsaw Proctologists At 2004 Chicago Rastafarians   7/3/2005

  Proctologists      AB  R  H RBI AVG     Rastafarians       AB  R  H RBI AVG
  T.Long LF           4  1  1  0 .320     J.Kendall C         3  0  0  0 .302  
  E.Chavez CF         5  1  2  0 .249     D.Dejesus CF        3  1  0  0 .246  
  J.Vidro 2B          4  1  1  1 .340     M.Bellhorn 3B       4  1  1  3 .295  
A-R.Sanchez 2B        0  0  0  0 .353     J.Thome 1B          2  1  1  1 .249  
  C.Lee DH            3  1  1  0 .245     M.Stairs DH         4  0  1  0 .249  
  J.Wilson SS         4  0  1  2 .254     K.Griffey Jr RF     4  1  1  1 .311  
  B.Surhoff 1B        3  0  0  1 .258     A.Everett SS        3  1  0  0 .269  
  L.Ford RF           4  1  1  0 .272     B.Williams LF       3  1  1  0 .228  
  V.Castilla 3B       4  0  0  0 .229     A.Cora 2B           3  0  1  1 .250  
  D.Miller C          3  0  1  1 .180                                          
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         Totals      34  5  8  5                 Totals      29  6  6  6

A-Subbed Defensively (2B) For Vidro In 9th Inning

Proctologists... 0 0 0  2 1 2  0 0 0  -  5  8  0
Rastafarians.... 0 0 4  0 0 0  0 0 2  -  6  6  0

Proctologists (30-49)    IP       H   R  ER  BB  SO  HR  PC    ERA
M.Batista                 8       3   5   5   5   4   0  94   4.34
T.Jones LOSS(1-3) BS(5th) 0       2   1   1   0   0   0  13   4.05
M.Timlin                  0 2/3   1   0   0   0   0   0  12   4.22
Totals                    8 2/3   6   6   6   5   4   0

Rastafarians (49-30)     IP       H   R  ER  BB  SO  HR  PC    ERA
E.Dessens                 5       6   4   4   1   2   0  74   4.35
J.Mesa BS(2nd)            3       2   1   1   0   2   0  33   4.24
M.Stanton WIN(2-1)        1       0   0   0   2   0   0  22   2.52
Totals                    9       8   5   5   3   4   0

ATTENDANCE- 54,639 DATE- Sunday, July 3rd 2005 TIME- Day 
T- 2:35
LEFT ON BASE- Proctologists: 6  Rastafarians: 3
DOUBLE PLAYS- Proctologists: 2  Rastafarians: 1
DOUBLES- J.Vidro(12th), J.Wilson(11th), D.Miller(15th), M.Bellhorn(14th),
         J.Thome(12th)
STOLEN BASES- E.Chavez(23rd), C.Lee(4th)
SACRIFICE HITS- A.Cora
SACRIFICE FLIES- B.Surhoff
WALKS- T.Long, C.Lee, D.Miller, J.Kendall, D.Dejesus, J.Thome-2, B.Williams
HIT BY PITCH- A.Everett
STRIKE OUTS- T.Long, J.Wilson, B.Surhoff, V.Castilla, D.Dejesus, M.Stairs-3
GIDP- B.Surhoff, M.Bellhorn, K.Griffey Jr
WILD PITCHES- T.Jones
WEB GEMS- Bot 4th: B.J. Surhoff robbed Adam Everett of a base hit.

With the crowd on their collective feet, screaming at the top of their lungs,
Chicago Rastafarians rallied to top Chainsaw Proctologists by the score of 6
to 5.

Chicago scored the decisive runs in a big 9th inning scoring 2 runs using 3
hits.  Jim Thome got things going when he drew a walk.  Matt Stairs came to
the plate and laced a base-hit.  Todd Jones then let loose a wild pitch.  Ken
Griffey Jr was up next and he stroked a one-base hit which scored a run.  Two
outs later Alex Cora stepped up to the plate and he singled giving Chicago
the victory and sending the 54,639 home-town fans home happy.  Chicago
managed only 6 on the afternoon.  

Mike Stanton(2-1) went 1 inning allowing no runs for the win. Jones(1-3) was
the losing pitcher in relief.  'Now there is a lesson in perseverance for
you,' Cora noted.  'It was looking pretty dim there for a while, but we just
kept plugging away and it really paid off in spades! And it was great to see
the crowd go crazy there at the end!'